Decadent Facts About The French Monarchy

October 25, 2023 | Jamie Hayes

Decadent Facts About The French Monarchy

It's hard to say what the French Monarchy is more famous for: its legendary decadence or its brutal and violent end. From the era of the lavish and mighty Sun King, to the French Revolution that witnessed the downfall of the age-old institution, the history of French kings and queens is brimming with excitement, mystery, conflict, and mortality. Read on to discover more about the scandalous French Monarchy.

1.  She Gave A Cruel Payback

Virginia Oldoini—known better to history as the Countess of Castiglione—was mad, bad, and dangerous to know. The Countess famously had a high-profile affair with Emperor Napoleon III of France. Between that and other unpleasantries in her marriage, her husband, Francesco, eventually initiated a split. And then, during her separation proceedings, the Countess of Castiglione’s estranged husband decided to ramp up the bitterness and do something truly horrific.

He tried to claim custody of their only son Giorgio, using his wife’s lavish lifestyle as proof of her bad mothering. The countess’s response was swift and brutal. She sent her ex a “present” in the mail. When he opened it, he was horrified. It was a seemingly innocent photograph of the beautiful countess dressed up in a luxurious gown—but when the count looked closer, his blood ran cold.

Oldoini's photograph was a warning shot to her estranged husband: In the portrait, the well-dressed countess was also holding a knife in her hand, half-hidden in the folds of her dress. The best part? She titled the photo “La Venegance,” just to make her message extra clear. Wouldn’t you know, she got custody of Giorgio for the rest of his life.


2. Salute The Sun

Louis XIV (1638-1715) was King of France for a whopping 72 years. As his sobriquet, “the Sun King,” suggests, Louis came to symbolize the big, bright, magnetic pomp of the French monarchy at its peak. 

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3. OTP: Me x The Crown

For a guy with serious commitment issues when it came to romance, Louis was truly married to the throne for the long-haul. At 72 years and 110 days, his reign is the longest of any monarch of a sovereign state in European history. Louis inherited the French throne when he was only four years old. Perhaps, that’s why his reign is so long; he got a head start on rulership.

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4. Better Late & Great Than Never

Anne of Austria, Louis' mother, gave birth to her eldest son later in life—she was 37 when Louis was born and had suffered stillbirths before him. Louis' improbable survival inspired Anne and others to believe that he was truly ordained by God to flourish and rule.

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5. A Bright Future

Louis XIV adopted the sun insignia to evoke how his position as the King of France was truly ordained as God’s representative in life.

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6. Royal Side Dishes

Although he and his first wife, Maria Theresa, shared a mutual affection, the king was never faithful to her. Louis fathered 13 illegitimate children with three other women in addition to carrying on liaisons with countless other lovers.

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7. Marrying the Help

Later in life, Louis found himself taken by the piety and compassion of his children’s governess, Françoise d'Aubigné, otherwise known as “Madame de Maintenon". He eventually married her. The union was never publicly declared, but it was an open secret at court.

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8. Primadonna

Louis was a huge fan of ballet and even danced it himself! He performed 80 roles in 40 major ballets, often (though not always) in leading or god-like roles (of course). Throughout the 1660s, he founded the Académie Royale de Danse and the Académie d'Opéra, two critical elements in the evolution of French ballet.

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9. The Original McMansion

In 1661, Louis transformed Versailles from a private hunting lodge into a public monument to royal opulence. The palace of more than 700 rooms became a center for French power and was officially turned into the new court in 1682.

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10. Louisiana’s Royal Connection

The state of Louisiana derives its name from Louis XIV. When Frenchman René-Robert Cavelier, Sieur de La Salle, claimed the interior of land drained by the Mississippi River in 1682, he named it after the French king.

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11. Stolen Hope 

The French Blue was one of Louis’s most prized possessions. A humongous diamond that gave the illusion of a sun at its center when positioned against a gold background (fitting for the Sun King), it was stolen after the French Revolution. It reemerged in England as the Hope diamond, a 45.52-carat mineral that is arguably the most famous jewel in the world.

Not until 2009 did experts confirm that, yes, the Hope Diamond and the French Blue were cut from the same stone.

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12. Move Over Dorothy; Louis Wore Them First!

As a lifelong fashionista, Louis promoted red-heeled shoes as the ultimate status symbol. For the next century, Louis’s red shoes remained a necessary finishing touch to any noble ensemble.

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13. Exhumed in the Epilogue

After dying of gangrene in 1715, Louis was buried in Saint-Dennis Basilica outside of Paris. His royal body remained undisturbed for about 80 years before being exhumed and destroyed by radicals in the French Revolution.

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14. Follicles in the Streets, Bald in the Sheets

The king owned over 1,000 wigs and 413 beds! Now THAT’s a thread count!

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15. From Temp to Permanent Position

The most powerful mistress of Louis XIV was clearly Madame de Montespan. She rose to chief mistress (maistresse-en-titre) by cultivating a friendship with his current chief mistress, Louise de La Vallière, and then swooping in to “temporarily” fulfill her friend’s “duties” when both Louise and the queen found themselves pregnant.

To make rejection a little less embarrassing for La Vallièrehe did (at first) keep the women in the same apartments, so he could visit Montespan without drawing suspicion. What a gentleman.

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16. Every Tree Starts Somewhere

Montespan was no upstart. She was born on October 5, 1640, to one of the most ancient noble families in France, the House of Rochechouart. As the king’s mistress, her legitimized children with him would go on themselves to found royal houses in Spain, Italy, Bulgaria, and Portugal.

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17. France’s Next Top Model

Montespan possessed a legendary beauty by the standards of her day. With her peculiar and large blue eyes, thick “corn-colored” blonde hair, and her fashionably voluptuous figure, she was held as “astonishingly beautiful,” even for a king’s mistress.

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18. You’re Hired!

Montespan’s big break in the king’s bed came as both his queen and his main royal mistress became pregnant at the same time. Louise de La Vallière trusted Madame de Montespan to be a “temp” of sorts while she was closed away for childbirth. Madame lived the contract laborer’s dream by staying on the job long after La Vallière had given birth.

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19. Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom

According to lore, Montespan dropped towel to get on top. It’s said she first seduced the king by letting her bath wrap fall down as he happened to be spying on her shower. I’m sure there is a prologue to this story that is romantic and not totally creepy.

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20. Roommate Drama

King Louis’s transition period from de La Vallière to Montespan was awkward for all involved. At first, he made his discarded lover (La Vallière) and current lover (Montespan) share an apartment. Both Louis and Montespan were married (to other people), so they were committing double-adultery. This arrangement was so Louis could visit his new squeeze without arousing the suspicion of Montespan’s husband.

We’re not sure how La Vallière reacted…

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21. Dad Says It’s My Turn to Be Valid

Altogether, Madame de Montespan had seven illegitimate children with Louis XIV. The first three children who survived were legitimized in 1673, after the lack of male heirs for Louis put the succession in crisis.

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22. You Don’t Have to Rub It In

What’s less attractive than a sore winner? Montespan was known for openly disrespecting Queen Maria Theresa in public—an act for which even the lovestruck Louis himself had to reprimand his mistress.

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23. Cheaters Never Prosper

From 1677 to 1682, a large ring of poisoners—and poison profiteers—was uncovered in France in what became known as the Affair of the Poisons. Most scandalously, many of the clients and collaborators implicated in the charges were members of the French aristocracy itself. One of the fingers pointed right next to the king: Madame de Montespan was implicated in using these prohibited items to harm her romantic rivals, thereby maintaining the king's attention towards her.

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24. These Violent Dances Have Violent Ends

In 1679, Montespan was implicated in the use of witchcraft and aphrodisiacs to outshine King Louis's other paramours. A midwife, known as Catherine Monvoisin, or La Voison, was detained during the Affair of the Poisons—and she identified the sovereign's primary consort as one of her frequent clients. La Voison even alleged that Montespan performed black masses, a sacrilegious accusation that effectively destroyed Montespan’s reputation, regardless of the truth.

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25. Love Juice

In the specifics of La Voisin’s accusations against Montespan, the midwife alleged Montespan and a witch would call on the Devil to ensure the king’s love in his mistress. To seal the deal, they also sacrificed a newborn baby and used the blood and bones in a love potion for the king.

It’s said the king’s food was poisoned for 13 years to keep his heart—and other parts—in line for her. Bon appetit!

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26. Not Your Mom’s Cabbage Patch Kids

It's reported that 2,500 infant remains were unearthed in La Voisin's garden, all reportedly used in Montespan's dark ritualistic expressions of love, by law enforcement officers. Of course, this is almost definitely a myth or exaggeration, as no contemporary evidence of such a mass grave exists.

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27. I Smell a Crown in Your Future

A large man in both personality and stature, King Francis I of France was known for his “big” personal parts. That’s right: his nose. One of his many nicknames was “François du Grand Nez” or "Francis of the Large Nose". It’s not the most creative name, but at least it was accurate.

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28. Your Low Sperm Count is My Gain

A series of reproductively-challenged kings paved Francis’s way to the throne. At the time of his birth, Francis of Orléans was only third cousin to the sitting king, Charles VIII. Charles himself left this world childless in 1498, leading to Francis's other cousin, Louis XII, ascending the throne. Louis had no sons, but two daughters.

Unfortunately, France’s Salic law barred women from inheriting the throne. With these twists of fate (and fertility), the four-year-old Francis suddenly became heir for most of Louis’s reign.

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29. What a Way to Start a Year

Discussing "New Year, New Me". Francis's rule commenced on January 1, 1515, succeeding his father-in-law, Louis XII. Louis, being of advanced age, had an "official" reason for his departure, cited as "overexertion in the bedchamber" with his new 18-year-old wife, Mary Tudor of England (indeed, the younger sister of Henry VIII). In reality, it was the less sexy ailment of “gout” that did Louis in.

It didn’t matter too much either way; Francis was finally on the throne.

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30. Does It Come in Travel Size?

During his reign, Francis was a patron to many famous painters, including Leonardo da Vinci himself. The Italian artist even brought the Mona Lisa to the king’s court. In fact, the idea of the Louvre Palace as an art museum is generally credited to Francis, who truly began the French royal family’s collection of international art.

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31. My Word Isn’t Gold

The “Field of the Cloth of Gold” in June 1520 was a legendary peace summit between England and France. It also marks the first meeting of Francis I of France and Henry VIII of England. This month-long tournament was meant to solidify their treaty and show off the bounty of an Anglo-French union with expensive feasts, jousts, and festivities under 2,800 golden tents across Calais.

Unfortunately, not much actually got done under those tents, politically speaking. Anglo-French relations quickly dissolved when England soon sided with France’s enemy, Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor.

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32. Let’s Get Ready to Grumble!

Henry VIII of England and Francis agreed upon a “leave the beefs at home” policy during the Field of the Cloth of Gold. There would be zero competition between the kings—not even in tourney games. Unfortunately, Henry VIII crawled back on the deal and challenged Francis to a “surprise” wrestling match. More unfortunately (for Henry VIII), Francis won their tussle, which left Henry in a very petty mood for the rest of the festivities.

You brought it on yourself, dude.

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33. The Seven Degrees of Henry VIII

Francis had a lot in common with Henry VIII—maybe too much. One of the French king’s rumored mistresses was Mary Boleyn, the confirmed mistress of King Henry and sister of Anne Boleyn. Both Boleyn sisters were ladies-in-waiting o Francis’s wife, Claude, so it is very likely they crossed paths with the French king.

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34. Not All Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Francis had a rumored fascination with Anne Boleyn, who was a maid in his wife’s court before she was ever a Queen of England. Upon first leering at Anne, he is often cited as saying, “Venus was blonde, I’ve been told: Now I see that she’s a brunette!”

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35. Parting “Gift”

In 1524, the life of Francis's first wife came to an end under unknown circumstances. While many suggest that complications from childbirth or tuberculosis led to Queen Claude's demise, there are whispers that her ill-fated condition was a result of syphilis contracted from her own unfaithful husband.

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36. Peep Show for the People

Francis didn't exactly hide the fact that he wasn't interested in his second queen, Eleanor of Austria. On the day that she first entered Paris, the King openly showed himself with his mistress, Anne de Pisseleu d'Heilly, standing in a window with her for all the public to see for nearly two hours.

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37. Happy End of Life Anniversary to Me

On the day Francis reached the end of his 52 years, he was allegedly lamenting "about the weight of a crown that he had first perceived as a gift from God".The timing also lined up with the 28th birthday of his son and successor, Henry II. What’s a better birthday gift than a crown?

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38. I’m Pretty on the Outside

Francis I of France succumbed to his illness on March 31, 1547, after a severe fever. Upon conducting an autopsy, doctors found "an abscess in the stomach, his kidneys shriveled, his entrails putrefied, his throat corroded, and one of his lungs in shreds".

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39. A Bummer Staycation

The Italian Wars (1494-1559) would come to delineate Francis's career in the armed forces. Although they started before his birth, this Franco-Italian grab for land put him at never-ending odds with the Holy Roman Empire. It culminated in the humiliation of his life. In 1525, the king was captured in the Battle of Pavia and held as a POW of Emperor Charles V in Madrid for almost a year.

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40. Sip on This

According to lore, the Italian soup “Zuppa alla Pavese,” consisting of fried bread and poached eggs in broth, was invented after the Battle of Pavia to feed a captive King Francis I. Even in a situation where a royal is held captive, they are entitled to comforts.

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41. My Sons for My Shackles

To free himself from the Holy Roman Empire, Francis was forced into a deal: give up his claim to Artois and Flanders…and surrender his two surviving sons, Francis and Henri, as hostages to Spain. Once he was free, Francis immediately repudiated the treaty, arguing it was made under duress.

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42. Where Art Thou, Mon Père?

For four years, Francis and his mother Louise campaigned to get the Princes back from Spanish captivity. While detained, the young boys were kept in damp, unpleasant conditions, causing them to forget their ability to speak French. While their release and return home was slow to negotiate, they eventually made it back to the French court and relearned their mother tongue quickly.

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43. Thirsty for Answers

In a recurring pattern for Francis's family, his first son and heir succumbed to mysterious conditions in 1536. At age 18, Prince Francis, Duke of Brittany, was enjoying a round of tennis. Parched from exercise, he asked for a glass of water. The healthy boy consumed it...then succumbed after experiencing several days of sickness. The secretary who brought Prince Francis the water was himself brought to France by Catherine de Medici.

Under extreme pressure, the secretary in question, Count Sebastiano de Montecuccoli, confessed that it was not Catherine who told him to poison the prince—his real patron was the King’s foreign enemy, Charles V of Spain. The secretary met his end, but Charles V would insist he had no involvement in the supposed act of ending his life. History generally concurs that the prince succumbed to sudden tuberculosis, a circumstance for which the Count was forcefully made to admit guilt.

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44. This Band Plays Itself

Francis preferred the company of women. He was followed by an entourage of beautiful and educated ladies known as “la petite bande,” who offered him intellectual and “other” forms of stimulation. Not all of these women had romantic relationships with Francis. For one, there was his daughter-in-law, Catherine de Medici, whose bold wit he greatly admired.

There was also Diane de Poitiers, who tried to make herself the king’s mistress. When she failed, Diane “settled” for Francis’s son, Prince Henri, aka Catherine’s husband. Awkward.

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45. The Orphaned Duchessia

Just because she was born rich doesn't mean Catherine de Medici's life was easy. Hardship eventually makes a mark on us all. Within a month of her birth, both of Catherine's parents succumbed to illness. For the rest of her childhood, the vulnerable Medici heiress would be shuffled between relatives and convents to protect her from the family’s enemies in an increasingly volatile Italy.

Say what you will, but that's a tough childhood by anyone's standards.

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46. The Republic of Male Opinions No One Asked For

Contemporaries loved to highlight that Catherine was no great beauty. Even in her youth, a Venetian envoy described Catherine as “small of stature, and thin, and without delicate features, but having the protruding eyes peculiar to the Medici family". Another observer drew attention to Catherine’s face as “heavy-looking” and her body as underdeveloped, declaring that “altogether this little girl does not look like she will become a woman for a year and a half yet".

Hey guys, she was a kid. Can we chill?

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47. Close Enough!

In July 1556, Catherine had Nostradamus draw horoscopes for her children. He predicted that each of her sons would be kings, but she would outlive them all. This turned out to the almost true: only three of her five sons became King of France and she outlived all but two of her children. Close but no cigar. That's the kind of prophecy George RR Martin would write into Game of Thrones

But at least his actually end up working out somehow!

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48. Room with a View

It’s said that Catherine bored peepholes into the roof of Diane de Poitiers’s bedchamber so that she could see her husband “in action” with his mistress. She apparently noted the contrast between the disinterested performance she got from Henri versus the “spectacle” he gave Diane…Listen Catherine, I know people gave you a hard time about your looks, but insecurity like that is just downright unhealthy. Pick yourself up, sister!

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49. Creative Conception

After a decade of royal infertility, the physician Jean Fernel observed minor "abnormalities" with Catherine and Henri's reproductive organs. That must have been a fun conversation. Imagine telling a pair of absolutely powerful royals that their junk looks strange. Anyway, he advised them with “positions” to take...and it appeared to work. The couple went on to have ten kids, which is a good number by anybody's standards. Jean Fernel must have been thanking the gods.

Someone should have gifted them a guide to intimate positions a long time ago!

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50. Our Lady of Vindication

Catherine was cordial to her husband’s mistress…during his lifetime. As Henri lay dying from a jousting accident, her true feelings revealed themselves. Catherine denied Diane de Poitiers any access to Henri’s deathbed, ignoring her husband’s final pleas for his lover. Following his departure from life, she banished Poitiers and her friends from Paris.

She also ordered the surrender of Poitiers’s crown jewels and her fine castle, the Château de Chenonceau. Even years later, Catherine expressed her true feelings about Poitiers in a letter to one of her children, saying, "Never has a woman who loved her husband taken kindly to his mistress".

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51. Grief Knows No Subtlety

Following her husband's fatal jousting accident, Catherine adopted the symbol of a shattered lance as her personal emblem, inscribed with the words, "lacrymae hinc, hinc dolor" (from this come my tears and my pain).

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52. But First, Let Me Paint a Selfie

Consider Catherine one of the earliest selfie enthusiasts; A huge patroness of all arts, Catherine was particularly interested in personal portraiture and commissioned official portraits of all her family members and other members of the court. Demand for these early-modern selfies notably decreased following her departure. Good news, Catherine, they've come back with a vengeance.

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53. Gold Will Be Their Shrouds…

Despite giving birth to ten children, Catherine outlived every single one, except for Henri III (who tragically lost his life due to a violent attack just seven months after his mother's passing) and Marguerite (who inherited her mother's robust health and aversion to violent harm).

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54. Your 20s Are Just Like That

Charles IX, the second of Catherine's sons to become king, became emotionally unstable towards the end of his life. He would shift between bragging about the number of casualties from the St. Bartholomew's Day catastrophe, feeling overwhelmed by guilt due to the horrors committed, to merely accusing his mother of being "the cause of it all!" Ever the practical parent, Catherine declared she had a “lunatic” for a son.

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55. Mother’s Mercy (Is Non-Existent)

When it came to her youngest surviving daughter, Marguerite, she and Catherine had a complicated relationship. This was made harder by Marguerite’s tendency to cheat on her husband. In October 1586, on Catherine’s orders, Marguerite’s husband imprisoned his wife and executed her lover although not right in front of Marguerite, as Catherine had wanted.

Small victories, I guess...

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56. Catch These Hands

Catherine introduced perfumed gloves into French fashion, but her trendsetting stirred controversy when one of her main rivals, Jeanne d’Albret, was discovered lifeless. Rumors began to spread that d'Albret lost her life due to a gift of poisoned gloves. Ahh, the oldest trick in the book.

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57. No Fertility Without Fermentation!

The first ten years of Catherine and Henri’s marriage were completely sterile. She looked into every trick to get pregnant, including drinking mule’s urine and even putting cow dung and ground up stag antlers on the ground as “sources of life". Whatever happened to rose petals?

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58. Thanks Diane

Catherine’s husband was utterly enthralled by his mistress, Diane de Poitiers. In fact, it was Poitiers who had to remind Henri of his royal baby-making “duties,” and bid him to spend more (re)productive time with his wife. You know you're doing something wrong when your mistress starts telling you to sleep with your wife.

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59. Corporal Punishment at the French Court

When Catherine’s youngest daughter, Marguerite, was found to be having an affair with Henry of Guise, Catherine and her son Charles IX allegedly had the princess pulled from her bed, her nightclothes ripped, and hair torn from her head as punishment. Yowch.

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60. Almost Beat You, Pops

King Louis XV was the second-longest reigning monarch in European history. On the throne for almost 59 years, his tenure is outdone only by his predecessor and great-grandfather, Louis XIV, The Sun King.

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61. Preschool or Parliament?

Like his great-grandfather, Louis XV inherited the throne at a very young age. He was just five years old at his ascension and the first eight years of his rule were controlled by his regent, Phillipe II, Duke of Orleans.

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62. My Bad?

The Seven Years Conflict (1756-1763) is generally considered the biggest failure of Louis XV’s reign. Louis managed to lose most of France’s colonies to their mortal enemy, Great Britain. This huge loss of prestige—and imperial income—laid the groundwork for the financial crises and ill-faith in government that led to the French Revolution.

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63. Hunting With the Girls

Louis sated his physical desires on the side with casual sojourns in his “Parc-aux-Cerfs” or “Stag Park,” though despite popular belief, his mistress, Madame de Pompadour did not set up her lover with a “harem". Her only involvement was accepting Louis’s park in lieu of a substantial rival, stating “It is his heart I want! All these little girls with no education will not take it from me. I would not be so calm if I saw some pretty woman of the court or the capital trying to conquer it".

Louis was happy with this arrangement, and in that end, that’s what mattered.

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64. Why Scale the Steps of Love When You Can Fly?

Louis XV owned one of the first modern elevators. In 1743, he came into possession of “The Flying Chair”—a device where he would sit in a throne and be pulled by several men into the next story of Versailles. Naturally, he installed his elevator as a discreet means to visit his mistress without having to take the stairs.

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65. A King Waits for No One

At first, Louis and his wife Queen Marie Leszczyńska had a loving relationship. The king mostly took lovers as “substitutes” in his bed during Marie’s many pregnancies. The couple’s polite arrangement changed in 1738 when the Queen dangerously miscarried. Her physicians cautioned her against any form of physical intimacy until she was entirely healed. Insulted—because he’s really the one suffering here, right?—Louis could not forgive Marie’s (medically prescribed) rejection and he never came to her bed again.

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66. For Sale; Love Nest, Never Used

In 1762, Madame de Pompadour convinced Louis to construct the Petit Trianon, a luxurious mini château within Versailles that would serve as their love nest. Regrettably, Pompadour departed this life before the completion of construction. But don’t worry, it didn’t go to waste: the Petit Trianon went on to serve as home base to Pompadour’s successor in the royal bed, new maitresse-en-titre, Madame du Barry.

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67. The King of Cats

Louis XV was a cat person to the extreme. He let felines basically overrun Versailles; it’s said that grey angora cats frequently walked over the gambling tables like they owned the place.

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68. Why Not Share the Blame?

In all, Louis XV was not a particularly effective king, but at least he expressed some self-awareness with regards to his lack of leadership skills. He wrote in his will, “If I made errors, it was not from a lack of will, but from a lack of talents, and for not having been supported as I wished to have been, particularly in matters of religion".

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69. Going for the Bronze

Smallpox ultimately led to the demise of 64-year-old Louis. The claim is that the diseased eruptions had turned his face into "a mask of bronze" by the time he departed life on May 10, 1774.

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70. Different Folks, Different Strokes

Madame de Pompadour—born Jeanne Antoinette Poisson—was Louis XV’s chief mistress, closest advisor, and his longest-enduring romance. They remained together for 20 years, until she was no longer alive, during which time she cemented her position as one of the most influential women in the world.

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71. Diamonds Are Forever

Peculiarly, there is a long-standing rumor that King Louis XV commissioned the “marquise cut” diamond to be shaped like Pompadour’s mouth. This diamond cut is also known as the “navette".

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72. A Title Full of Pomp

Pompadour’s famous name stemmed from the title which Louis XV purchased for her in June 1745. Her official title was the Marquise of the estate called Pompadour. However, she became known as Madame de Pompadour instead.

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73. Look Over Here!

Pompadour first tried to get the attention of King Louis XV when he was on a hunting expedition in 1744. The hunt was held nearby her own estate, and so she was allowed to follow the king’s entourage from a distance. However, she wasn’t content with that arrangement, so she purposefully rode in the king’s path several times.

To make doubly sure he couldn’t miss her, she was wearing a different-colored outfit each time she rode past him. Subtle!

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74. Best Friends Forever

Madame de Pompadour proved herself highly important to King Louis XV, due to her being the only person who was willing to tell him the truth no matter what. In addition, Louis was prone to depressive moods and melancholy. Pompadour was always able to help him through these moods or cheer him up with activities which he liked.

In response, Louis gave Pompadour a lot of power and influence in his court.

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75. Speaking of Cup Size…

One enduring legend suggests that the design of the French champagne glass, otherwise known as the coupe, was initially inspired by the form and dimensions of Pompadour's upper body contour. It remains unconfirmed whether this is true, but the story has endured across history.

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76. A Sad Ending

In 1764, Pompadour fell ill due to tuberculosis. Louis attempted to look after her as best he could, but she succumbed to her illness. She was just 42 years old.

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77. Self-Fulfilling Prophecy?

When Pompadour was a little girl, she was taken to a fortune teller by her mother. The fortune teller allegedly foretold that Pompadour “would one day reign over the heart of a king". Pompadour would later be groomed to fulfill that prophecy by becoming the mistress of King Louis XV. She also gained a new nickname which would stay with her for the rest of her life: reinette.

In French, this word means “little queen,” quite an ambitious name for such a little girl!

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78. In Appearance Only

Philip IV, otherwise known as Philip the Fair, did not earn his nickname because he was a fair king. The nickname arose because of his good looks—but he was actually pretty inflexible, earning him other names, such as "The Iron King". One of his adversaries, Bernard Saissett, the Bishop of Palmers once said: “He is neither man nor beast. He is a statue".

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79. Cash-Starved

Throughout his reign, Philip IV was plagued with money problems. Some of them were his own fault, due to his constant warring with the English, while some were inherited from his father’s failed Aragonese Crusade. Desperate for quick cash, he commanded all Jewish people in France to be apprehended, claimed their assets, and used this newfound wealth to bolster his financial reserves.

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80. No More Taxes

In 1296, a conflict between the King and Pope Boniface began over taxes. Boniface issued an official order stating that kings were not allowed to tax the clergy without the Pope’s permission, which posed a serious problem for Philip, who to this point had seen the church as a good source of cash. He also held the conviction that it was within his rightful authority to tax whomever he desired and wasn't going to let the Pope influence his decision otherwise.

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81. Illegitimate Pope

By 1303, Philip and the Pope were in outright conflict. In 1302, the Pope issued another decree called Unam Sanctam which declared his right to rule absolutely, even over the King. To be extra sure Philip understood his position, he excommunicated him and his henchmen. Philip’s response was to call a meeting of the legislative body in France in 1303 to try and declare the pope illegitimate and have him removed.

To make his case, he presented a list of charges that included heresy, blasphemy, sodomy, and sorcery. Enemies of the Pope also circulated gossip that his predecessor met his end through the Pope's hand by having a nail driven into his head, but modern forensic evidence suggests that this account is likely inaccurate.

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82. Disposing of a Problem

Philip finally got rid of his papal problem by sending his personal thug Guillaume de Nogaret out with an army to take care of Boniface. De Nogaret was an unsavory character who, with the aid of Italian allies, seized Boniface and confined him for three days while they subjected him to severe mistreatment. After they were finished, they let him go, however, a month later Boniface was no more and Philip was the victor.

De Nogaret was also rumored to have poisoned the successor to Boniface, who only managed to hold the office for a year.

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83. It’s Not Over Yet

With Boniface no longer alive and a Pope in power willing to comply with Philip's wishes, that should have marked the story's conclusion—yet it didn’t. Philip's animosity towards Boniface extended beyond his demise, and he wished for the new Pope to unearth his predecessor's remains and incinerate them. That demand was beyond what even Pope Clement was willing to do for Philip, but he didn’t quite have the nerve to outright refuse.

He stalled for as long as he could, but the impatient Philip, who had already been involved in the termination of two popes, arranged a posthumous trial in 1310.

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84. Passing the Buck

As King, Philip IV was often criticized for seeming to rely too heavily on his ministers to set policy and allowing them to speak for him rather than speaking to the public. As a result, he was referred to by Bishop Saisset as “a useless owl” who just stared at people and couldn’t speak. Definitely not the way you want to be remembered.

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85. It’s All Him

Despite what his contemporaries thought of him, there is evidence to suggest that Philip IV was far more involved behind the scenes than anyone realized. Over 29 years, the ministers changed, but his policies didn’t, indicating that he, not his ministers, were fully responsible for all of the decisions made during his reign.

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86. Lock Them Up!

After Philip IV’s daughter Isabella informed him that his daughters-in-law were messing around with a couple of knights, he allegedly caught two of them in the act and locked all three of them up in royal prisons—one was supposedly put behind bars for just knowing about it. Their lovers didn’t get off scot-free either. He made them undergo harsh treatment, followed by flaying, eventually culminating in their lives being taken away during the event later known as the Tour de Nesle Affair. Note to self: never cross the king!

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87. So Close Yet So Far

Throughout his 38 years of life, Louis XVI, the so-called Last King of France (at least before the 18th century French Revolution) went by many names. Louis-Auguste. King. Citizen Louis Capet. Cat Killer. Unfaithful partner—hey, not all nicknames are commendable. The second son of seven children, he was frequently overlooked by his family, but he was granted the sweet title of “Duc de Berry” upon his birth.

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88. Living to Learn

Louis’s passion for locksmithing was apparent from an early age. He was a lifelong nerd who excelled in scholarly subjects from history to geography and astronomy. He was also fluent in Latin, Italian, and even English.

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89. Junior Varsity at Versailles

Despite the historic image of Louis as a weak and incapable leader, the future king did enjoy physical sports such as hunting with his grandfather and wrestling with his brothers.

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90. France Didn’t Ship It

In 1770, at the age of 15, Louis made his famous marriage to Marie Antoinette, his 14-year-old second cousin once removed. However, it was hardly considered something to celebrate among the French people. The Austrian alliance drew France into the unfavorable Seven Years' conflict, resulting in France's embarrassing loss to the British and Prussians.

The marriage to an Austrian princess was not a welcome reminder.

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91. Taking Their Time

Officially, Louis and Marie Antoinette didn’t consummate their match until three years after their marriage. At least, that’s what’s reported. They likely didn't become physically intimate until 1777— a whole seven years after their marriage.

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92. A Matter of Bed and State

The infertility (for whatever reason) of Louis and his wife was a target of public satire. Pamphlets called “libelles” mocked their woes, asking “Can the King do it? Can’t the King do it?”

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93. Call Doctor House

Why did it take so long for Louis to “do the royal duty” with Marie Antoinette? Unlike Louis, the question still stands. In 1772, doctors suggested that the king suffered from phimosis—a medical condition that renders male arousal a painful experience. While surgery was recommended, it’s doubtful any procedure was performed, due to the risk.

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94. Fostering Tragedy

In 1787, Louis adopted a Senegalese slave boy named Jean Amilcar. He was “gifted” to Marie Antoinette, who insisted he instead be freed and adopted by the family—after being baptized as a Catholic, of course. Amilcar never actually lived with the royal family, unlike the three white adopted children of Louis and Marie Antoinette, but he was raised on the queen’s expense.

However, Amilcar’s fate after the Revolution proved bleak. When his boarding school fees could no longer be covered after his adoptive parents' execution, Amilcar was cast into the streets where it is reported he succumbed to starvation.

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95. Up, Up, and Away

Louis sponsored the earliest European aeronautical experiments at Versailles in 1783. On September 14, Étienne de Montgolfier floated a rooster and duck over the palace using a balloon filled with hot air. A few months later, on November 21, Pilâtre de Rozier took this experiment to human levels and remained in the air for a record of 25 minutes.

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96. Grandfatherly Feedback

As a teenager, Louis was called “ungainly” and “dimwitted” by his reigning grandfather, Louis XV, who didn’t let grandfatherly affection get in the way of honest critique.

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97. Not a Cat Guy

Louis was mostly gentle towards everyone…but he hated cats. This might be because his grandfather—you know, the one who called Louis homely and not very smart—was a huge cat person. As a child, Louis was reportedly badly scratched by one of grandpa’s critters. Lucky for him, Marie Antoinette was a dog person.

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98. Ready! Aim! Meow!

Louis routinely targeted the pesky cats that overran Versailles. This was not considered uncouth at the time, because cats were mostly viewed as annoying at best and ominous at worst. Unfortunately, the king did accidentally shoot a female courtier’s pet feline, an act for which he had the royal decency to apologize and compensate her for.

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99. Law Abiding Citizen

On September 21, 1792, the National Assembly officially abolished the monarchy and declared France as a Republic. Consequently, Louis XVI, having been detained for treason, was no longer a king. All his titles were revoked, and he was officially to be known as “Citizen Louis Capet". Although Louis was from the House of Bourbon, the Capets were the founding royal House of France.

Symbolism mattered more than accuracy in this case.

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100. I Hate Mondays

On Monday, January 21, 1793, “Citizen Louis” was led to the guillotine and beheaded upon the Place de la Revolution. In the view of many, his speech was dignified. He forgave "those who are the cause of my unfortunate end," while also affirming his innocence.

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101. Nothing Like a Souvenir

For centuries, it was told that citizens swooped in around Louis’s freshly guillotined body to dip their handkerchiefs in his blood. Generally, this tale was regarded as an urban myth, but in 2012, a DNA test of preserved tissue samples proved this story to be true.

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102. Now It’s a Party

In stark contrast to the elaborate kingly funerals of his predecessors, Louis XVI was buried in a mass grave along with other guillotined victims of the French Revolution.

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103. Point Taken

According to legend, it was Louis XVI himself who suggested that a triangular blade would enhance the guillotine's effectiveness as a device for execution. Eventually, he would get to test it for himself. Thanks, Louis!

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104. Shoe Toss

In the 18th century, the streets of Versailles were filled with animals and excrement. It would be impossible to keep the same pair of shoes clean if you were regularly walking through the streets in them, so they were often disposed of every few days instead of cleaned. Contrary to popular belief, Marie Antoinette did not own that many shoes.

Other members of the Royal family spent more on clothes than she did, including her brother-in-law, who possessed enough shoes to have a different pair every day of the year.

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105. A Delicate Beauty

Marie Antoinette was described as being "delicately beautiful". She had grey-blue eyes, ash blonde hair, and pale skin. At age 12, she had corrective surgery to straighten her crooked teeth, and after that, she had a smile that was described as “very beautiful and straight".

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106. Don’t Forget to Wear Clean Clothes!

As a child, Marie Antoinette was something of a tomboy. She would play with commoner’s children, ride horses, and hunt. Contrary to the popular image of her, her mother found it necessary to write her letters telling her to wear clean clothes and brush her hair even after she married.

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107. School Wasn’t Her Thing

Marie Antoinette was a poor student, despite her tutor finding her “more intelligent than has been generally supposed". He described her as “lazy” and “hard to teach,” and she supposedly had atrocious handwriting.

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108. Famously Misquoted

Marie Antoinette never actually said “Let them Eat Cake,” which ironically, is her most famous quote. The words were supposedly the Queen’s response to being told that the peasants had no bread and were hungry, and has been cited as an example of her insensitivity to the plight of her subjects. There’s no historical evidence in newspapers, pamphlets, and other printed materials of the time, so it’s likely that the quote was picked up by the revolutionaries, and falsely spread as propaganda.

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109. Vive La Republique!

The day of the execution, Marie Antoinette was placed in a tumbrel (a two-wheeled cart used during the French Revolution to take prisoners to the guillotine) and taken on a roundabout route through the city to the guillotine. When her head fell, it was shown to the thousands of spectators who cried “Vive la Republique".

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110. Courage, My Word

Moments before her execution, the priest present at the execution told her to have courage. She responded by saying "Courage? The moment when my ills are going to end is not the moment when courage is going to fail me".

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111. A Little Help From My Bro

While medical reasons might have contributed to the bedroom complications between Louis XIV and Marie Antoinette, Louis' performance problems could possibly have also stemmed from a fundamental lack of intimate education. In 1777, shortly before the consummation, Marie Antoinette’s brother, Joseph II of the Holy Roman Empire, came to visit Versailles. In his journal, Joseph portrayed his sister and brother-in-law as "utter novices" in terms of intimate relations, and detailed how he suggested Louis to be more "diligent".

Apparently, his advice worked, as Marie Antoinette immediately got pregnant.

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112. Triple Threat

Virginia Oldoini—known better to history as the Countess of Castiglione—was born to a family of minor nobles in Tuscany on 22 March 1837. From these relatively humble beginnings, she would rise to become a legendary model, spy, and mistress to none-other than the Emperor of France, Napoleon III.

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113. Lie Back and Think of Italy

In 1855, the Countess of Castiglione was tasked with pushing the cause of Italian unity onto Emperor Napoleon III of France—even if it meant pushing other parts too. Her cousin, the Count di Cavour, reportedly told her, “succeed by any means you wish—but succeed!” If that’s not a state-sanctioned license to commit adultery, I don’t want to know what is. Indeed, political gears weren’t the only things that got turned, and Castiglione soon became the French ruler’s mistress.

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114. Hot Gossip

From 1856 to 1857, Oldoini served as Napoleon III’s mistress. This new gig brought her into close contact with powerful folks like Queen Augusta of Saxe-Weimar and the first German chancellor, Otto Von Bismarck. Between rubbing elbows with elites, she passed intelligence from this powerful court to her allies in Italy.

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115. She Wears Her Heart (and Your Hubby) on Her Sleeve

Dressed in her Queen of Hearts gown, Oldoini once scandalously entered a royal ball on the arm of her (married) lover, Emperor Napoleon III, right in front of his wife. At least the empress got one snipe in. The spurned wife reportedly gave Oldoini’s sexy outfit a once-over and told her, “The heart is a bit low, Madame".

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116. Broken Heart Queens Club

By 1860, Oldoini’s affair with Napoleon III had soured, and she had completely lost favor at his court. The reasons for her sudden fall from grace remain a private mystery.

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117. The Eyes Have It

To no one’s surprise, the Countess of Castiglione met the Eurocentric beauty standards of her day. She is typically described as a wavy-haired blonde with pale skin, delicate features, and an oval face. According to lore, her eyes could change color from green to an almost supernaturally blue-violet. Pretty handy trick to have if you’re a model and spy.

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118. Putting the “Snap” in Snapchat

Oldoini’s fashion shoots often doubled as warning shots to her enemies. When her estranged husband attempted to gain custody of their son, she retaliated by sending him a photo of herself with disheveled hair and a sharp blade in her hand. Naturally, the photo was titled “La Vengeance".

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119. From Lover to Friend

While on the outside, Louis XV and Madame de Pompadour's relationship was happy and healthy, modern historians now know that the couple hid a dark secret behind bedroom doors. From 1750 onwards, Pompadour ceased to be an intimate partner to Louis XV. They no longer actually made love. This was attributed to her very poor health. Over the years as Louis XV’s mistress, she suffered three miscarriages, and also “suffered the after-effects of whooping cough, recurring colds, and bronchitis, spitting blood, … as well as an unconfirmed case of leucorrhoea".

However, her bond to Louis did not dim, as she served as a “friend of the King,” maintaining her influence at court.

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120. Saved by My Sense of Style Again

In January 1757, Louis XV managed to avoid a fatal attack, owing to the thickness of his winter furs. The assailant, Robert-Francois Damiens, made his way through the king’s guard and managed to stab him. While he was injured, the furs had provided sufficient cushioning against the blade for him to survive.

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121. Does a Blade Require a Reason?

For trying to kill the king, Robert-Francois Damiens was drawn, quartered, and had his remains thrown in a bonfire (allegedly while he was still alive, though how anyone could survive being drawn-and-quartered I have no idea). If that weren’t enough, the house where he was born burned down, his father, wife, and child were exiled from France, and her siblings were forced to change their names.

There seems to have been no clear motive behind all this bloodshed: most agree he was simply suffering from severe mental issues and targeted the king over religious disagreements.

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122. Paternal & Papal Invasions of Privacy

On October 2 1533, the Pope Clement VII married Catherine off to the french Dauphin (the son of the King), Henri. The couple were lucky to be the same age—just 14 years old—but old men still wormed their way into the honeymoon. Henri’s father, King Francis I, apparently stayed in the bedroom until the marriage was fully consummated, and the Pope visited the couple in bed the next morning to bless the previous night’s “proceedings". Yick.

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