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One of the most fascinating periods in history, the medieval era spanned the 5th century to about around the 15th, starting with the fall of the Roman Empire and merging into the Renaissance and the Age of Discovery. It was punctuated by major events such as the signing of the Magna Carta, the Hundred Years War, and the Black Death.

Here are a few things you might not have known about Medieval Times (the era not the dinner theater).

50. Men’s Rights

In medieval times, men of all classes were allowed to vote in elections. Women had no say. But hey, that’s why they called it “medieval.”

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49. Let’s Not Be Hastings

The famous Battle of Hastings that began the Norman conquest of England actually took place at Senlac Hill, which was six miles north-west. Maybe Hastings had a better PR team.

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48. Do You Believe in Magic

The stereotype of the evil witch that had to be burned at the stake was not a medieval thing, but rather a more modern phenomenon that started in the 16th and 17th centuries. For much of the middle ages, the church’s position on magic was that it was stupid and didn’t work.

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47. For Science! Huzzah!

Even though the term “medieval” seemed to be associated with backwards thinking, during the 13th century, there was a push, inspired by the works of Aristotle and other classical authors, to think more about the physical world. This led men like Roger Bacon, amongst others, to observe and experiment to learn more about their surroundings.

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46. Roger Bacon: Time Traveler

Roger Bacon, by the way, predicted cars, helicopters, steamships, submarines, and SCUBA suits. Although, to be fair, who didn’t see all those things coming?

45. Moor is Better

Many societal advancements came during the Moorish occupation of Spain, including the introduction of Arabic numerals, which are still used today, along with the words “lute,” “magazine,” “Algebra,” “orange,” and “tariff.”

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44. All a Board

Also, the Moors brought with them a game that has gained some popularity. You might have heard of it… Chess.

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43. Queer as Folk

Though much of their culture was shaped by Christianity, there were a few folk customs that had more ancient origins. For example, they would throw wheat over the head of a married couple and roll burning barrels down a hill on Midsummer’s Eve, which seems like the medieval version of Donkey Kong.

42. Drinking for Good

In order to raise money for charity, medieval folks would have a “help ale” where they brewed up a big batch of liquor, had a big party to drink it, and then collected donations. Pretty smart. People are usually far more generous when they’re drunk.

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41. Declaration of Dependence

Although the church wanted people to get married in church, they most certainly didn’t need to do it. In fact, most people didn’t. The only thing they needed to be legally married was simply to declare their desire for marriage.

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40. To Believe or Not to Believe

Of course, not everybody believed in God, and there were quite a few atheists during the Middle Ages who saw no reason to worship the almighty. Some would say they were ahead of their time. Others would say they’re going to hell. It all comes down to perspective.

39. If a Priest Gives a Sermon and Nobody Hears It…

Although the church was a big influence, people actually didn’t go to church all that often. A 14th century Spanish priest complained that church was fairly empty on Sundays, with people preferring to hang out on the streets instead of worship. And this was before they invented the NFL.

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38. Any Given Sunday

Speaking of football, “mob football” was a medieval “sport” that involved an unlimited number of players, a pig’s bladder, and very few rules. Because it was so destructive, it was banned by King Edward II in 1314. Leave it to those uncivilized Americans to bring it back.

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37. Archerybishop

While football was banned, archery was compulsory. In 1363, King Edward III instituted the archery law, which demanded that all male subjects had to practice archery for two hours every Sunday under the supervision of the local clergy.

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36. Not Enough Bread for Bread

Common folk often had to produce their own food. Rye and barley bread was common amongst the poor when they couldn’t afford the large quantities of manure required to grow wheat. These peasants were so poor that they literally couldn’t afford poop.

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That’s medieval-looking bread, not poop.

35. If You Can’t Take the Wheat

Bread was a common foodstuff, but it was also dangerous when villagers ran out of wheat before harvesting season. They would resort to making bread out of old rye, which could be infected with ergot, a fungus that caused hallucinations and sometimes death. It’s just like that old saying, “Rye will get you high and then you’ll die.” It’s not really a saying. But it should be.

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34. This Little Piggy

Medieval farm animals were very small compared to modern livestock. A full-grown bull would be about the size as a modern calf and sheep were a third the size. The amount of fleece a medieval sheep would produce was about 7 times less than that of a modern day sheep. Thanks science!

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33. Da Bears

Brown bears once roamed the English countryside but they became extinct around the 11th century. In the latter parts of the Middle Ages, they were brought back to England for sport. Although, we suspect this was not a sport that benefited the bears.

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32. Trying Times

Law and order was fairly brutal in medieval times. However, those accused of crimes were spared the deadliest of punishments until they had undergone one of three ordeals. The first, “Ordeal by Fire,” meant holding onto a red-hot poker for three paces and seeing if your hand healed within three days. If it didn’t, you were guilty. The second, “Ordeal by Water,” involved being tied up and tossed into a lake. If you floated, you were guilty, if you sunk, you were innocent (although a fat lot of good that did you if you drowned). The final ordeal was “Ordeal by Combat,” used by noblemen to fight their accusers. The loser was usually left for dead. It was only if you failed these ordeals that they killed you. Totally fair.

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31. Kangaroo Court

There are records from medieval times that animals had been tried for murder and other crimes. There was a case where mice were taken to court for stealing and a swarm of locusts tried for eating crops. The locusts were tried in absentia because they’re such lawbreakers they didn’t even bother showing up for court. Typical swarms. Perhaps most shockingly, in Medieval England,  the animals involved in zoophilic activities were deemed equally responsible. The crime was punishable by execution.

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30. Peek a Booty

In the 14th century, men’s fashion was quite saucy, with fashionable young noblemen parading around in tights, corsets, and short tunics that would show off a little of their behind. There’s nothing more sexy than that.

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29. Stepping on Toes

The shoes that men wore were also rather ridiculous, with long-toed shoes being the height of fashion. By the late 14th century, toes were so long that they had to be reinforced with wool, moss, or whalebone, and nobles had to tie their toes to their leggings to get around.

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28. In Cod We Trust

One of the most popular fashion accessories of the Middle Ages was the codpiece – a flap or pouch that attached to the front of the crotch of men’s trousers and accentuated or exaggerated the genitals. They were stuffed with sawdust or cloth and held closed by string ties, buttons, or other methods. The crotch was often extremely large or gave the idea of an erect member. The word, codpiece, comes from the Middle English word, cod, which means scrotum.

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27. Homecourt Advantage

There was a major fight between a group of Oxford students and local townsfolk after a student complained about the drinks at a local tavern. The ensuing conflict cost the lives of 30 locals and 60 students. So… we guess the locals won.

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26. A is for Arrow

Oxford University had specific regulations in place that said students were not allowed to bring bows and arrows into class, which begs the question: What happened that made it necessary to enact such a rule in the first place?

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25. Where Does the Time Go?

In the early Middle Ages, days were divided into 7 hours of equal length. Winter hours were 60 minutes long while summer hours were 150 minutes long. Either way, time flew when you had fun. Some things never change.

24. Swan Song

Although Britain bans hunting them now, swans were fair game for upper class folks who had recipes such as “Roasted Swan in Entrail Sauce,” “Christmas Swan Pie,” and “Roast Cygnet.” Apparently, that ugly duckling grew up to be dinner.

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23. Full of Porpoise

One of the recipes in a 14th century cookbook was a version of haggis that called for the blood of a porpoise to be mixed with oatmeal, pepper, and spices and then boiled in a porpoise stomach. Gross.

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22. The Bridge is Out

One of the earliest versions of London Bridge was torn down in 1015 by Saxons who had rowed up the Thames to help their king retake the city. Maybe this was the inspiration for the nursery rhyme, “London Bridge is Falling Down.” A bit on-the-nose if you ask us.

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21. Road Rage

Bridges, in general, were fairly rare. Most of the time, the road would disappear into a river and reappear on the other side.

The Twins, a famous bridge from A Game of Thrones… which is fantasy and not the best reflection of Earth’s Middle Ages.

20. Breaking the Bank

In Medieval England, the word “pygg” referred to a type of clay that was used to make jars or pots. Coins were put into “pygg jars” and by the 18th century, became known as piggy banks.

19. Bad Knight

Although knights were portrayed as chivalrous Sir Lancelot types, the truth is that many knights were assholes with swords. In 1379, Sir John Arundel rode to a convent, looted the nunnery, stormed a nearby church, kidnapped and raped a newlywed bride, before topping it all off by taking the nuns out the sea and tossing them overboard.

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18. Not Up to Code

According to the Song of Roland, an epic French poem that was very popular from the 12th to 14th century, of the seventeen entries in the Knights’ Code of Chivalry, twelve of them dealt with chivalry and not combat. Clearly, Sir John Arundel was not acquainted with the code. Or he chose to ignore it. Either way, not cool.

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17. Medieval Siri

Most medieval writers didn’t actually write as working as a scribe was seen as labor and not an intellectual pursuit. Instead, they would dictate and a scribe would write it down for them.

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16. Hi Ho Wilbur!

Young knights trained by riding on piggyback before finally graduating to horses. Call ‘em training wheels. Tasty tasty training wheels.

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15. Taking Measures

Before jousts, the lances were measured to ensure that they were of equal length and neither knight had an advantage because, when it comes to jousting, size does matter.

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14. A Deadly Combination

Knights would meet each other at a combined speed of 60 mph during a joust. Just for comparison, most fatal crashes happen under 40 mph, so having a sharp wooden pole jammed through your chest at 60 mph was probably… uncomfortable.

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13. Girls Just Wanna… Fight with Swords Too

There were some historical accounts of female knights as well. Petronilla, Countess of Leicester, fought alongside her husband Robert during the 1173 rebellion against King Henry II. She wore a mail hauberk and carried a sword and shield into battle. Unfortunately, the story goes that she fled the battle and then tried to drown herself in a ditch.

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12. Gay of Thrones

There was much evidence suggesting that King Richard I (the Lionheart) was gay. Rumor has it he met his wife Berengaria whilst in a sexual relationship with her brother, the future King Sancho VII of Navarre. It was also reported that he and King Philip II of France were involved.

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11. Long Distance Relationship

Richard’s wife, Berengaria, was the only Queen of England to never step foot in England.

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10. Go With the Flow

Contrary to popular belief, gargoyles were not put there by churches to ward off evil spirits. They were actually there to prevent water damage by having the water flow out of their mouths and away from the building.

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9. Filthy Rumors

Although medieval folk were depicted as filthy, they believed in the tenet that “cleanliness is next to Godliness,” and they took whatever opportunity they had to bathe. Hygiene did deteriorate somewhat after public baths were opposed by Protestants in the 16th century due to high levels of prostitution. We guess there’s a difference between filthy and FILTHY.

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8. Slave Trade

According to a large census known as the Domesday Book, in 1086, 10% of the population of England were slaves with some areas up to as many as 20%.

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7. Empty on the Inside

While England has a population of around 53 million now, in 1086, only a million people lived there. By the 1300s, the population had climbed up to 4 million but then 1.5 million of those people were wiped out in two years by the Black Death. So one of the defining features of Medieval England was that it was actually pretty empty.

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6. Alternative Medicine

One of the recipes for medicine to protect against the plague was an ale that had crushed roasted egg shells, leaves, petals of marigold flowers, and a little treacle. Given the enormous death count, as you can imagine, this remedy was not particularly effective.

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5. Spice Loot

However, during the Black Death, thieves would use a blend of clove, lemon, rosemary, cinnamon, and eucalyptus to protect themselves from the plague while they pillaged the graves and homes of the dead.

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4. Just a Little off the Top

The iconic red and white barber’s pole symbolized blood and bandages as most barbers also performed double duty as surgeons and dentists. Bandages stained with blood would be washed and hung from a pole outside the barber’s shop and, after twisting in the wind, would wind around the pole into the recognizable spiral pattern. How barbaric.

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3. The One True Name

Surnames weren’t introduced until 1066. Prior to that, everyone just went by one name. So instead of Bob Smith, he’d be just Bob. However, they’d go with nicknames. So if Bob really liked eating apples, he’d be Apple Bob. If he liked to fish a lot, he’d be Fishing Bob.

2. Play with a Friend, Not Yourself

The use of dildos was punishable with five years of penance. A book from the Christian church said:

“Have you done what certain women are accustomed to do, that is to make some sort of device or implement in the shape of the male member of a size to match your sinful desire? If you have done this, you shall do penance for five years on legitimate holy days.”

1. But Don’t Play with Certain Friends…

When King Phillip of France (“Phillip the Fair”) discovered his three daughters-in-law were having intimate relations with knights from his court, he forced his daughters to stand trial for adultery. Two of the daughters were found guilty. They had their heads shaven and were sentenced to life imprisonment.

Th knights were found guilty and were subject to a gruesome torture and execution: they were castrated, flayed, disemboweled, and hanged.

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