Idiots

I was browsing through Craigslist's room rental ads one day out of sheer boredom when I made a truly disturbing discovery.

Not the brightest bulb. Not the sharpest tool. There are a lot of ways to say someone’s dumb, but these "no duh" moments are proof ignorance is not bliss.

When dumb people get even dumber. From repeatedly trying to make phone calls on a calculator to sticking hoodie strings into their ears and wondering why there’s no music playing, these people seem to have left their brains at home.

Unfortunately, we can pick our friends, but we can't pick our neighbors. One of my neighbors started leaving notes on my car, one after another. I knew I was dealing with a Karen—but I had no idea just how bad it was going to get.

When I worked at a university library, the phone rang late one night—and what the caller said made my blood run cold.

My awful neighbor was cutting the power whenever I used my kitchen—but that was just the start of my nightmare.