I was browsing through Craigslist's room rental ads one day out of sheer boredom when I made a truly disturbing discovery.
Not the brightest bulb. Not the sharpest tool. There are a lot of ways to say someone’s dumb, but these "no duh" moments are proof ignorance is not bliss.
When I worked at a university library, the phone rang late one night—and what the caller said made my blood run cold.
My awful neighbor was cutting the power whenever I used my kitchen—but that was just the start of my nightmare.
The reality is that idiots exist among us, and sometimes, their stupidity is just so far and beyond that it makes us question our own intelligence.
Indeed, there seems to be an endless supply of stupid in the world—but these poor souls have to be the dumbest of the dumb.
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