She marched up and yelled that I was cheating on my spouse. I told her off—and then got my petty revenge.
From stolen wedding gifts and lies about paternity, to breaking bro code and alimony acrimony, these are the biggest jerk moves imaginable.
One day, my dad looked at me, and then looked at my mom, and said: “It’s me or him. Choose.” I thought my mom would take my side, but I was so, so wrong. Without hesitation, she told me to leave. And somehow, that wasn't even the worst part of that horrible day.
I went into the ER with dire, excruciating pain from what I thought was a burst cyst. Luckily, the doctor was so nice—but then, the shift changed.
The jerk store called. Their shelves are empty. They're completely out of stock. They might even have to close, because we've got all the worst jerks here.
When someone has ground our gears for too long, there's nothing quite as satisfying as declaring "no!"—and these people have first-hand knowledge
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