One day, my dad looked at me, and then looked at my mom, and said: “It’s me or him. Choose.” I thought my mom would take my side, but I was so, so wrong. Without hesitation, she told me to leave. And somehow, that wasn't even the worst part of that horrible day.
Whether these are stories of children out in the wild or their own embarrassing past, these Redditors tell tales of when kids say the darndest things.
Parents send their troubled kids to these camps to straighten them out—sometimes, the kids come back with horror stories.
While we may not know the answer, we do know that the following secrets run the gamut from funny to salacious to nasty nightmare fuel.
Parenting isn't easy—but it helps to be an evil genius. These people recall the devious punishments they'll never forget.
They say dead men tell no tales—but as these stories about family secrets prove, the dark truth always manages to come out.
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