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Many assume that Queen Victoria's children led charmed lives—but this couldn’t be further from the truth.

One day, I got a message from a guy asking how I was related to my dad, who happens to be a well-known author. I assumed it was a fan, but when I showed my dad the guy's picture his face went white.

The nine to five grind can get to the best of us. Even great jobs have bad days—but then there are the terrible jobs that make us want to quit on the spot. Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute would be a dream next to these horrible bosses and annoying coworkers.

My neighbor was stealing my mail, so I purchased a box and put it right on my porch. It was a trap—and boy, I got her. They say revenge is a dish best served cold—but no matter how you plate it up, petty or brutal, one thing is for sure...it always tastes sweet.

Unfortunately, we can pick our friends, but we can't pick our neighbors. One of my neighbors started leaving notes on my car, one after another. I knew I was dealing with a Karen—but I had no idea just how bad it was going to get.

Sometimes kids say the darndest things, and sometimes they say and do things so scary that you feel like you're living in a horror movie. Family members, babysitters, and parents over at Reddit have gone ahead and shared some of their kid’s blood-curdling moments.