“Call me King Hov, copy? Big ballin' is my hobby—so much so they think I’m down with the Illuminati”—Jay-Z, “Hot Tottie.” “Illuminati, High society. We in this party and nobody invited me”—Kanye West, “Diamonds” remix....
My dad dated a stupid girl, and one night at a movie, she outdid herself. As the credits roll, she asks my dad a question so dumb, he’s never forgotten it.