You might not know the name Lazarus Colloredo. Or that of his brother, Joannes Baptista. Theirs is just the sort of odd and fascinating story your high-school history-teacher would have skipped. But if you were born in 17th-century...
My dad dated a stupid girl, and one night at a movie, she outdid herself. As the credits roll, she asks my dad a question so dumb, he’s never forgotten it.