“Hearing nuns’ confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.”—Fulton J. Sheen. What can’t nuns do? I mean, besides have intercourse, get married, or anything else that falls outside their holy promise. From tending...
My dad dated a stupid girl, and one night at a movie, she outdid herself. As the credits roll, she asks my dad a question so dumb, he’s never forgotten it.