“Never fall in love at the Jersey shore. Never ever”—Ronnie Ortiz-Magro T-shirt time. Gym, tan, laundry. Ron-Ron juice. Where would we be without the cultural touchstones that Jersey Shore has blessed us with? When MTV’s...
My dad dated a stupid girl, and one night at a movie, she outdid herself. As the credits roll, she asks my dad a question so dumb, he’s never forgotten it.