“My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford," sneers Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. That may be true, Draco, but the true...
My dad dated a stupid girl, and one night at a movie, she outdid herself. As the credits roll, she asks my dad a question so dumb, he’s never forgotten it.