"...for Legolas was fair of face beyond the measure of Men." –The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King The origins of Legolas the Elf remain mysterious, and J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit and...
My dad dated a stupid girl, and one night at a movie, she outdid herself. As the credits roll, she asks my dad a question so dumb, he’s never forgotten it.