Scott Mazza articles

My dad dated a stupid girl, and one night at a movie, she outdid herself. As the credits roll, she asks my dad a question so dumb, he’s never forgotten it.

My former favorite restaurant got a new manager—and she nearly put my boyfriend in the hospital.

My neighbor was territorial about parking and even yelled at me—only to get hit by instant karma.

These are the absolute Olympians of incredibly stupid behavior. Here are the dumbest of the dumb. Buckle up, because this is one wild ride.

Even when I was young, it was obvious things weren’t normal between my parents. But I only found out the whole truth later—through one horrible text message.

Not all weddings are meant to be. In fact, some are downright doomed before they even begin—and these are the worst ones imaginable.

These unlucky souls had some of the worst dates around, and they knew it from almost the moment they walked in the door.

My ex left me for another woman—but when the cops called me about him, I burst out laughing.

From unpaid debts to spreading gossip, these real stories share the most memorable and infuriating reasons why best friends became enemies.