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People Share Their Most Universally Awkward Moments

Christine Tran

“Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves.” –Drew Barrymore.

Who hasn’t had a super awkward moment? There are only so many ways to screw up human social interaction, but, by golly, we humans are going to try them all! Whether they’re simply funny or truly mortifying, awkward moments come in all uncomfortable shapes and sizes. Without awkward moments, we wouldn’t have sitcoms, stand-up, or fun stories like these. So awkward adults never fret: the awkward are never truly alone. There’s a whole community of social faux-pas producers that can empathize.

Like, who’s to say what a proper handshake really looks like? Or how a door really opens? Or where that fart really came from? It could look or come from anything! From tied tongues to unfortunate ringtones, blush to these 53 baffling stories of universally awkward behavior.


53. Whistle While Your Work That

While at the store today, I got a text message as I was walking past some dude. My text notification sounds like a whistle I guess because the guy I was passing stopped and asked me “Did you just whistle at me?”. Hahaha nope. I did not just whistle at you. Gosh, it was so awkward!

SuperDumplin1023

52. The Big Unspoken

When the teacher bends over with their rear in your face, and you have to just kinda…look away and pretend not to notice.

BokuNoOkuyasu

51. When Paper Beats Rock

Going for a fist bump when the other person goes for a high five or vice versa.

LikeABeauce

50. Syncing Up Is Hard

Asking someone, how’s it going? and then answering the question/greeting yourself by saying something like, “fine, thanks” before they’ve had a chance to reply.

schizoidorandroid

48. A Face Too Far

Seeing somebody you know and start talking to them, only to realize it’s actually a complete stranger.

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47. Face the Facts

Walking into someone pooping and making eye contact.

good_testing_bad

46. A Galaxy Far, Far, Far, Away

Universally awkward in my area (Midwest, mostly Lutherans).

Star Wars in a theater. A character says, “May the force be with you.”

A soft group mumble of  “and also with you.”

This is probably because Lutheran church litanies never change, so people memorize and say them automatically….and the usual line is, “may peace/Christ be with you,” to which everyone in the congregation must reply “and also with you.”

SchnarchendeSchwein

45. A Rose By Any Other Something

Not knowing the name of someone you most likely should know by now…

TriceratopsHunter

44. Play on Repeat

Not being able to hear what someone is saying, so you say “what?” Then they say it again, but you STILL can’t hear them, so you just laugh and say “yeah” and pray they weren’t asking a question.

raisethecurtain

43. I’m Sure That Point Was Awesome

It’s really awkward when you’re in a conversation with multiple people and you are just not given any time to add your input. Then the topic changes and you’re just sitting there with the thing you wanted to say still lingering in your mind for the next hour.

schmidty98

42. The Fast and the Furious: Sidewalk Drift

That awkward yet exhilarating moment when you’re trying to overtake someone on the path and you have a couple of seconds where you’re walking next to them at a familiar distance.

Askhole96

41. What’s My Line?

“Hi, how are you?”

“Good, how are you doing?”

“I’m doing well, what about you?”

TychoBrahe2

40. It’s There For a Reason

Opening a public bathroom stall/changing room door that the person inside failed to lock.

VexVixen

39. Three Is a Crowd

Waving back to someone who is actually waving to the person behind you.

MadcapRecap

38. See You Soon, Taken Too Literally

Saying goodbye to someone, only to meet them again minutes later.

schizoidorandroid

37. Do the Stranger Shuffle

Today I was at the store and I rounded the corner at the same time as a man coming from the opposite direction. We both took turns mumbling “sorry” and trying to shuffle around each other but moving in the same direction every time. It probably lasted 10 seconds but it felt like hours.

pbandjealous27

36. Leave ‘Em Grinning

Smiling at someone who doesn’t smile back. You’ll just end up with an awkward smile on your face.

BabyPullMeKlose

35. Cupid’s Arrow Misses

Accidentally saying “Bye I love you!” inappropriately to someone you don’t actually love. Like your boss… or a customer.

katiebug0313

34. And Many More!

“Happy birthday!” “You too.”

“Enjoy your food!” “You too.”

“How are yoooou?” “You tooooo.”

“Happy birthday!” “You too!”

(Edited so it could be sung to the tune of happy birthday).

OptimusAndrew

33. Toothless Conversation

Thinking someone is talking to you when they’re actually talking to someone on a Bluetooth device.

Lizzymartin96

32. Discount on Awkwardness

Bumping into someone you know at the supermarket, exchange pleasantries and carry on. Then as you go about your shopping you keep bumping into them.

jack_suck

31. Unpaid Gatekeeper

Having someone hold the door for you 30 feet away, making you run awkwardly just to let them go.

NeuroPsychotic

30. It Takes Two to Interrupt

You and the person you’re talking to trying to get a word in at the same time.

Me: So I

Them: Then ou

Me: So I was

Them: Yeah so w

Me: You fir

Them: Go ahe

leigha6-9

29. Have We Met Before?

Being left alone with someone you were only introduced to a minute earlier.

Scrappy_Larue

28. I’m Sure They Will, Someday

“Enjoy your meal.” “You too.”

MagnusBrickson

27.Stranger Danger

Coming across someone and neither of you knows which way to walk so you both end up almost running into each other several times.

Or not knowing if someone’s going for a handshake or fist bump.

SheZowRaisedByWolves

26. Rest in Pleasantries

I almost said happy birthday on a funeral.

Gladix

25. There Can Only Be One

Having to poop with people in the stalls next to you… And knowing you both are waiting for the other one to leave so you can poop in peace.

numberfourbackinshow

24. Food Baby

Asking a non-pregnant woman about her non-existent fetus.

GuyPronouncedGee

23. Hide Your Thunder

Involuntary erections as a teenager, especially when you are in a bathing suit and can’t hide it.

Liberal-Capitalist

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22. Mother May I

Accidentally calling a teacher “Mom.”

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21. She’s Younger Than She Looks

When I was in school I accidentally called my teacher grandma. I freaked out and said, “Sorry, you look like my Gran.” She was in her mid-30s. She looked nothing like my grandma. I still cringe thinking about it.

QWOP_Sparkle

20. Mr. Mom

I’m a male teacher and I get called mom sometimes. The weirdest was a girl who would constantly call me dad on purpose, then pretend she did it by accident.

laneyflitt

19. Loose Lips

I’m left-handed so I naturally lean to my left for kisses and hugs. Unfortunately, most people lean (to their) right. I’ve accidentally almost kissed many people because of this minor faux-pas. I try to remember myself but if I’m relaxed around the person then I usually forget. The worst is when I hug another woman at church: they always look at me like I’m a lesbian trying to kiss them. No, I’m a straight woman who’s left-oriented in a right-dominant world.

DreamGirl3

18. Not Suitable for Folks

When you’re watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on.

Stuporhumanstrength

17. Hey, There’s Elegance in Simplicity

Tripping in front of someone.

ExpansiveGold

16. Like Talking to a Wall

Trying to make small-talk with someone and they give you nothing back.

Your brain goes into overdrive. Do they want me to go away? Are those “haha…yeah…” responses just because they don’t know what to say? Should I power through and try some different topics or just let both of us stew in this awkward silence? I’ve tried now, so stopping would be a conscious choice…I can’t leave, either, we both know that’s me running away from this failure.

pompadours

15. Our Little Secret

Farting at your desk when the coast is clear and then your boss comes by to ask for something and you both know what happened.

clepty

14. We Walk A Lonely Road

“Goodbye!”

“See ya later!”

::both walk away in the same direction::

metroid23

13. I’ll Be Back

“Here is your change and receipt, I hope you come back!” “Thanks, you too… I mean ok I will.”

Runs_towards_fire

12. Maybe Third Time Will Be the Charm

Having to say pardon more than twice and then still not understanding what they said.

randomnamedman

11. Grab the Cash and Go

When you’re standing at the register trying to jam your money back into your wallet fast enough to not awkwardly hold up the line.

MisteryMax

10. Mum’s the Word

How’s your mom?

…She passed away

DeltaVZelda

9. Can’t Spell Redo Without The “Do”

An attempt at gallows humor that goes horribly awry.

I used to be a custodian at an elementary school and one of the kindergartners started the year off by finger painting the stall with his feces. Eventually, he got to the point where he only pissed the floor.

“Just think, only one week left to go and I’m making such progress. It’ll be so sad to see him go,” the teacher said during my last visit to her room.

“Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll get another year to properly potty train him.”

She ripped me a new one for that. Apparently holding him back would stunt his social growth and one should not joke about flunking kindergartners.

laterdude

8. Take Your Pick

When you’re seeing an acquaintance and you don’t know if you go for the handshake, the hug or the cheek kiss.

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7. Throwback Thursday

Accidentally liking your crush’s picture from a year ago…

lil_zoo

6. Every Stranger is a Parent’s Friend You Have Made Yet

When you’re with your parents and they bump into someone they know and turn to you and say, “Do you know who this is?” or “Do you remember this person?” and you’re standing there with no clue who this person is.

No-Closer-To-Heaven

5. Only Two Options

Pushing/pulling the wrong way on a door.

MilkyBeefPants

4. Server at Bat

When you have just been served your food and are about to continue your conversation and the waiter approaches with a pepper mill the size of a baseball bat.

Berrybeak

3. A Most Unfortunate Oven

Farting in an elevator.

etymologynerd

2. One Man Shame

In college, I was riding my bike slow across campus and I saw somebody putting on an amateur Shakespeare production for a semi-large crowd. I was so absorbed in people watching, that I didn’t notice I was about to head down a shallow staircase.

I eventually crashed at the bottom, but it took me a full 30 seconds of “oops, got my balance back,” “oops, lost it again,” over and over…. by the end the entire crowd was watching, and when I finally landed, one of the actors yelled “Art thou alright?”

Slow motion accidents in front of large crowds are a pretty universally known awkward moment.

Farmer771122

1. One Big Happy Family

Was on the phone with my boss and she was getting really irritated about something, I don’t even remember what. The combination of her irritation and my exhaustion made my brain misfire, and I ended the call with “okay bye bye Mom, I love you!” I was so embarrassed but she thought it was hilarious and started calling me her adopted daughter after that. I mean, she is the same age as my mom so it’s not too weird, but I certainly felt like a child around her instead of a colleague until she left the company. I miss her 🙁

TheQueenWhoNeverWas

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