Coca-coca-caw! Chaw chee-chaw! A coodle-doodle-do! No matter how you dance like a chicken, you can put on your cut-offs, pour yourself some Cloudmir Vodka, and enjoy this list of 48 dysfunctional facts about Arrested Development....
One day, my dad looked at me, and then looked at my mom, and said: “It’s me or him. Choose.” I thought my mom would take my side, but I was so, so wrong.