“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which, of course, in German means a whale’s vagina.” —Ron Burgundy Although that may not be a fact, it's still hard to imagine what the comedy world...
One day, my dad looked at me, and then looked at my mom, and said: “It’s me or him. Choose.” I thought my mom would take my side, but I was so, so wrong.