“Never fall in love at the Jersey shore. Never ever”—Ronnie Ortiz-Magro T-shirt time. Gym, tan, laundry. Ron-Ron juice. Where would we be without the cultural touchstones that Jersey Shore has blessed us with? When MTV’s...
One day, my dad looked at me, and then looked at my mom, and said: “It’s me or him. Choose.” I thought my mom would take my side, but I was so, so wrong.