You might not know the name Lazarus Colloredo. Or that of his brother, Joannes Baptista. Theirs is just the sort of odd and fascinating story your high-school history-teacher would have skipped. But if you were born in 17th-century...
One day, my dad looked at me, and then looked at my mom, and said: “It’s me or him. Choose.” I thought my mom would take my side, but I was so, so wrong.